Finals Don't Exist if You Don't Want Them Too (and other myths)

Ugh, who am I kidding?

Of course they still do.

No matter how much of a Beyonce induced stupor I dance myself into

or how many times  google hilarious vegan things

of how many times I try to look cute while looking over my shoulder

or how jealous I get of Solange's legs in this video

All I know is I have to finish these next two weeks and then two bigs things will happen:

1. I get a job

2. I tell you a surprise

(a secret surprise)

Dance

I don't know much about dance, 

but what a beautiful piece of writhing this girl is doing.

Love the minimalism of the whole composition.

Expecto Patronum! How to Throw a Severely Belated B-Day bash

When throwing surprise birthday parties it's important to remember to wait at least seven months.

Happy 26th Kris!

(Born July 15, 1986)

Bleach

I gotz some mad roots y'all.

Time to bleach away my brains.